7/27/2005 02:11:00 PM|||Sarah|||

I wish we could see more sentences like this one handed down by a judge in Ohio. He ordered a teenager who intentionally threw up on his teacher to spend four months cleaning up police cars that had been soiled with alleged criminal vomit (that's worse than teenaged vomit, in case you didn't know).

I think I would love the job of "Assistant to the Judge for the Purposes of Determining Embarrassing Punishments for Morons and Jerks". Do you think they have listings for such a position on Monster.com?

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