7/18/2005 01:07:00 PM|||Sarah|||

If you are interested in reading some quality poetry that evokes deep emotion and intense visuals, go find some Emily Dickinson. If you instead want to read horrible "poetry" on topics as diverse as children to pretty flowers to the evils of the Bush administration, you must check out Rosie O'Donnell's website. Please try to overlook the frequent misspellings and cute uses of "U" instead of "you" (it only works when Prince does it, Rosie) or "2" instead of "to" and really spend some time pondering the insights offered by Ms. O'Donnell. Once those six seconds have passed, allow yourself a hearty laugh (or perhaps just a muffled chuckle if you're at work) because this stuff is just plain ridiculous.

Now that I have read Rosie O'Donnell's masterful verse, I am not at all surprised by the creative dexterity that she displayed during her magnificant acting performance in that touching made-for-TV movie "Riding on the Bus with My Sister".

Oh, Rosie. Please promise that you will always bless us with your amazing art.

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