According to Bill Hobbs, the president has secretly funded two “fake” news sites

I’m shocked - shocked! - that the Department of Defense has been paying freelance journalists to write news stories for informational websites set up to help our side win the war. The Los Angeles Times reports on the secret presidential directive that resulted in the creation of the “news” site to help us win the war in, uh, Kosovo. This latest news raises questions about how George Warmonger Bush was able to lead America into war in Kosovo while he was still governor of Texas, where Halliburton is headquartered.

Oh wait…he meant President Clinton. So all this time the Left has been right - the government does control the media. Knowing this, we now have a satisfactory explanation for the recent anti-Bush shenanigans of two most prominent fake “news” outlets, The New York Timesand CBS News.