Satan has prepared a special spot for you, Mr. and Mrs. Carroll.  He picked out the throw pillows himself.  Sure, they are a little warm to the touch, but you’ll come to expect such things in the lowest ring of Hell.  That distinct charring smell?  Oh, that’s just your soul being burned for eternity.  Your nose kind of deadens to it after a while, but the searing pain is here to stay.
David Carroll Jr. was sentenced to 15 years to life in prison, with an additional year in prison for his guilty plea to gross abuse of a corpse.

He and his wife, Liz, were charged with causing Marcus Fiesel’s death by leaving the developmentally disabled boy wrapped up with a blanket and packing tape in a closet for two days while they went to a weekend family reunion in Kentucky in August.

Prosecutors say the couple found the boy dead when they returned home from the reunion. The Carrolls then claimed the child had disappeared from a park in suburban Cincinnati, sparking a search by thousands of volunteers.

Little did these volunteers know that the Carrolls had already burned the boy’s body.

What shining examples of foster parents these two are!  Why did these people decide to offer their home to a young child in need?  And, what kind of fantastic, thorough screening process did these monsters manage to pass?