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From the Funny Files

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I am in the process of reviewing a transcript for an appeal. This line of questioning made me laugh (my apologies if I referred to this before - it would have been a year or two ago if I did). The defense is cross examining a state witness in front of the jury

Q. Okay. What kind of relationship did you have with his wife?

A. We were close friends and we experimented.

Q. I’m sorry?

A. We experimented.

Q. Okay, I’m sorry. I don’t understand.

A. She was bi-sexual, and I didn’t know what that meant at the time. And then I found out.

Sometimes I do love my job.

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One Response to “From the Funny Files”

  1. NeoMalthus Says:

    How about what PacMan plea bargained for: a no contest plea to conspiracy to commit disorderly conduct?

    “Let’s go raise hell on Saturday night.”

    “I agree.”

    There you have it: a clear case of conspiracy to commit disorderly conduct.